Osama Bin Bloggin

It had to be said

2005-12-01T06:32:00.000-08:00

I just want to take a second to clear up a misconception; I don’t hate all things red white and blue. Really. Nothing wrong with baseball. Who cares if the guys are juicing? And if the players would stop whining about salaries and dress codes I could probably get into the NBA too. But web-sites like Cobra Snake, Too Much Info, Last Night’s Party, and ikeepadiary make me want to blow shit up. Bunch of self-indulgent little rich kids. I get it, you’re lives are one big whacky orgy. Enough.

The same faces show up on all of ‘em... That Aoki kid’s the worst.

I don’t know, maybe my turban’s tied too tight, but just looking at this crap raises my terror level to orange.

There goes the neighborhood

2005-11-30T09:30:00.000-08:00

Did you hear, gay marriage is about to legal in England?

Marriage is meant to be a sacred union between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and so on and so on; so long as each of the women is no older than twice the man’s age plus seven, has never been in public without a male escort and can not read.

George Michael has already signed up to walk the isle. I hate to be old fashioned but really, I think this new twist of events brings shame on the institution (marriage, not Wham, though believe you me, there’s shame there too… Bottom line: We were all fooled).

Anyway, gotta run. Literally.

Getting technical

2005-11-29T04:32:00.000-08:00

I’m hoping to have some pictures on here before the week is done. I got a digital camera for Ramadan and I’ve been taking some really cool pictures. As soon as I figure out how to get them on my laptop I’ll start putting them up…

Someone said I need a fire-wire cable, but I’m pretty sure its mini-USB. Can you believe this shit; 10,000 followers ready to lay down their lives and not a single IT guy among them. All they want to do is learn to fly. Yeah, crashing planes is fun, but think of how many American pigs we could crush if our server didn’t nose-dive too. The things are down every ten minutes and no one seems to know anything. I’m just saying.

Anyway, keep an eye out. In the name of Allah, pictures are coming soon.

Here we go

2005-11-28T07:32:00.000-08:00

Seems like everyone and their mom has a blog. I figure it’s to get in on the action. Why not? From here on out the fatwa will be televised. Mohammad Von Killjoy thinks this is a bad idea, but that's what he said when I wired the cave for cable. Now I can't tear that lazy fucker away from the tube. "Hey Mo'mo... the infidels aren't killing themselves. Time to turn off the Golden Girls."