There goes the neighborhood
Did you hear, gay marriage is about to legal in England?
Marriage is meant to be a sacred union between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and so on and so on; so long as each of the women is no older than twice the man’s age plus seven, has never been in public without a male escort and can not read.
George Michael has already signed up to walk the isle. I hate to be old fashioned but really, I think this new twist of events brings shame on the institution (marriage, not Wham, though believe you me, there’s shame there too… Bottom line: We were all fooled).
Anyway, gotta run. Literally.
Marriage is meant to be a sacred union between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and so on and so on; so long as each of the women is no older than twice the man’s age plus seven, has never been in public without a male escort and can not read.
George Michael has already signed up to walk the isle. I hate to be old fashioned but really, I think this new twist of events brings shame on the institution (marriage, not Wham, though believe you me, there’s shame there too… Bottom line: We were all fooled).
Anyway, gotta run. Literally.
posted by Jakehimself at 9:30 AM
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