There goes the neighborhood

Did you hear, gay marriage is about to legal in England?

Marriage is meant to be a sacred union between a man and a woman and another woman and another woman and so on and so on; so long as each of the women is no older than twice the man’s age plus seven, has never been in public without a male escort and can not read.

George Michael has already signed up to walk the isle. I hate to be old fashioned but really, I think this new twist of events brings shame on the institution (marriage, not Wham, though believe you me, there’s shame there too… Bottom line: We were all fooled).

Anyway, gotta run. Literally.

Getting technical

I’m hoping to have some pictures on here before the week is done. I got a digital camera for Ramadan and I’ve been taking some really cool pictures. As soon as I figure out how to get them on my laptop I’ll start putting them up…

Someone said I need a fire-wire cable, but I’m pretty sure its mini-USB. Can you believe this shit; 10,000 followers ready to lay down their lives and not a single IT guy among them. All they want to do is learn to fly. Yeah, crashing planes is fun, but think of how many American pigs we could crush if our server didn’t nose-dive too. The things are down every ten minutes and no one seems to know anything. I’m just saying.

Anyway, keep an eye out. In the name of Allah, pictures are coming soon.

Here we go

Seems like everyone and their mom has a blog. I figure it’s to get in on the action. Why not? From here on out the fatwa will be televised. Mohammad Von Killjoy thinks this is a bad idea, but that's what he said when I wired the cave for cable. Now I can't tear that lazy fucker away from the tube. "Hey Mo'mo... the infidels aren't killing themselves. Time to turn off the Golden Girls."